...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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