Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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