too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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