They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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