make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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