so explain again why im purple
no
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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