So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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