He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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