He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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