Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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