we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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