we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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