Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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