Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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