There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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