Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize