Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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