I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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