i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
