I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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