I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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