I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you inspire me to be a worse person
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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