REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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