Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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