i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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