we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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