Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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