found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i think we sleep fucked last night...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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