2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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