so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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