My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
we made out on top of his cat.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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