GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
