garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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