If i come over, it means nothing
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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