You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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