Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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