Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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