scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i out mim tonsoeep
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