i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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