This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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