Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
