oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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