then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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