Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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