I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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