I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
And then he peed in my hair
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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