He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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