I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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