Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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