Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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