Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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