why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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