but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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