Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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