Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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