Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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